"One Liners"
"Don't let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started
out as a basket case"
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to
sit in their pew.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but
mosquitoes and sand gnats come close.
When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the
road, and the back of the church.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on our front door
forever.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't
belong.
If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the
one it has.
God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead.So why
should we?
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently
set.
Peace starts with a smile.
I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it
make which one you stay home from?
A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises"
are just sitting on the premises.
We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over
"religious nuts!
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who angers you, controls you!
If God is your Copilot - swap seats!
Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will
not protect you.
We don't change the message, the message changes us.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:1 cross + 3 nails =
4given.
"Dear Father:
Bless the person reading this in whatever it is that
You know they need." Amen!
"Don't let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started
out as a basket case"
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to
sit in their pew.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but
mosquitoes and sand gnats come close.
When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the
road, and the back of the church.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on our front door
forever.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't
belong.
If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the
one it has.
God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead.So why
should we?
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently
set.
Peace starts with a smile.
I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it
make which one you stay home from?
A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises"
are just sitting on the premises.
We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over
"religious nuts!
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who angers you, controls you!
If God is your Copilot - swap seats!
Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will
not protect you.
We don't change the message, the message changes us.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:1 cross + 3 nails =
4given.
"Dear Father:
Bless the person reading this in whatever it is that
You know they need." Amen!
