Old Indian Chief

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Tommy Ruyle

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An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it.

No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
 
Ok how many men read this then laughed outloud only to have your wife ask whats so funny? Delima do you tell her knowing your probably gonna get slapped in the back of the head or do you make up another joke? My head still stings
 
Two were standing on the eastern shore when the first white settlers pulled up.One looked at the other and stated"There goes the neighborhood"
 

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