Old Chinese Proverb

[chrisy]

Old Chinese Proverb




Confucius say,
"If you are in a book store and cannot find
The book for which you search, you are obviously
in the.....

 

[3waycross]

Chrisy you dirty girl. I am shocked :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol2:

 

[john250]

Are there still book stores?
The Chinese language and naming system is an endless source of amusement.

 

[Isomade]

Confucius say- Man who stand on toilet get high on pot.

 

[Isomade]

Confucius say- Man who lay down with woman on grass get piece on earth.

 

[TobyBenoit]

Confucius say - Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wakes up withsmelly finger.

 

[Suzie Q]

Confucious say - Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

 

[ga.prime]

Wow, Confucious. I'd like to hang out with that guy. Meet some geisha girls and stuff.

 

[LazyARanch]

Confucious say "man who scratch butt should not chew fingernails"....

 

[ALACOWMAN]

Wow, Confucious. I'd like to hang out with that guy. Meet some geisha girls and stuff.

i dont think confucious was a chick magnet
:cowboy:

 

[ga.prime]

Wow, Confucious. I'd like to hang out with that guy. Meet some geisha girls and stuff.

i dont think confucious was a chick magnet
:cowboy:

:lol2: OK, never mind.

 

[TexasBred]

Confucius say: A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

man who fight with wife all day,, get no piece at night
virginity like bubble,, one prick all gone
man who sit on tack,, shall surely rise :cowboy:

 

[TexasBred]

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like he$$ bound to get there.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

 

[Anonymous]

Confusious was a pimp!

 

[TexasBred]

Confusious was a pimp!

Back in those days there was probably good money in it...too many willing to give it away these days. No money in it.

 

[TexasBred]

Confucious say - Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

I'm tempted....but gonna keep my mouth shut. :lol: