Tommy Ruyle
Well-known member
A few years back, a cleaning lady that worked in the White House was polishing the parrot's cage. When she walked by a few minutes later the parrot was dead. So she runs out to the local pet store to get a replacement before anyone notices.
At the pet store the cleaning lady asks the owner if he has any parrots.
The pet store owner says, "I only have one."
She says, "I'll take it".
The pet store owner says, "To be fair, I have to tell you about it before you take it. I got it from the County Sheriff. They got it when they closed down that brothel over on Hwy 54 last month."
The cleaning lady say, "I don't care where you got it, I'll take it" and she gets it back to the White House before anyone noticed the other one was gone.
The next morning the First lady walks by the parrot cage and the parrots says, "Squawk, squawk, squawk, too old".
A few minutes later the First Daughter walks by and the parrot says, "Squawk, squawk, squawk, too young."
Then the President walks by and the parrot say, "Hey, Bill". :shock:
At the pet store the cleaning lady asks the owner if he has any parrots.
The pet store owner says, "I only have one."
She says, "I'll take it".
The pet store owner says, "To be fair, I have to tell you about it before you take it. I got it from the County Sheriff. They got it when they closed down that brothel over on Hwy 54 last month."
The cleaning lady say, "I don't care where you got it, I'll take it" and she gets it back to the White House before anyone noticed the other one was gone.
The next morning the First lady walks by the parrot cage and the parrots says, "Squawk, squawk, squawk, too old".
A few minutes later the First Daughter walks by and the parrot says, "Squawk, squawk, squawk, too young."
Then the President walks by and the parrot say, "Hey, Bill". :shock:
