fred went into to town to pick up some feed, and stopped by the local bootery. he ended up purchasing a very expensive nice looking pair of justin boots and wore them home.
when he pulled in the driveway, he noticed his wife alice in the house washing dishes- so he came in the house high-steppin through the kitchen in his new boots. alice, seeing that fred was back from town simply said "hi honey" and continued washing dishes.
fred, being a little agitated that alice never acknowledged his new purchase, goes into the bathroom-strips down buck-naked- puts his boots back on and walks out into the kitchen. he says to alice "do you notice anything different?" alice replies "no, just you and ED in your birthday suit". Ed? replies fred. yes Ed. you know with all the trouble you've been having in the bedroom lately alice responded.
fred getting pretty angry by this point says "i don't have a problem in the bedroom - and thats not ED, he's just looking at my new boots!!!!" alice replies "you should have bought a new hat!!!
ROB
when he pulled in the driveway, he noticed his wife alice in the house washing dishes- so he came in the house high-steppin through the kitchen in his new boots. alice, seeing that fred was back from town simply said "hi honey" and continued washing dishes.
fred, being a little agitated that alice never acknowledged his new purchase, goes into the bathroom-strips down buck-naked- puts his boots back on and walks out into the kitchen. he says to alice "do you notice anything different?" alice replies "no, just you and ED in your birthday suit". Ed? replies fred. yes Ed. you know with all the trouble you've been having in the bedroom lately alice responded.
fred getting pretty angry by this point says "i don't have a problem in the bedroom - and thats not ED, he's just looking at my new boots!!!!" alice replies "you should have bought a new hat!!!
ROB
