Cattle Rack Rancher
Well-known member
Last night when we were sitting around having a few drinks, we got into some creative thinking as many people do after they've had a few drinks. We have this BSE problem, you see, and many of us are trying to find ways to make a little extra income. In our last election 4% of our population voted for the green party. That means that there are 1.2 Million Canadians out there looking for good, environmentally friendly solutions. So I'm going to rent my cows. I plan to make it fashionable to have cows graze on city lawns. No use of fossil fuels, no pollution. I will set up temporary fences with electical tape wire and temporary fenceposts (good for aeration) and hook it all into a SOLAR fencer (how much more environmentally friendly can you get). I'll hook up little collection devices to the cows' hind ends to collect that good organic fertilizer and have a separate device for collecting methane. I'll rent for $20 per day per cow and at the end I'll present the owner with the natural organic fertilizer and the methane which they can use to heat the houses during the cold Canadian winter. I'll be known as a visionary around the globe.
God, I'm tired.
God, I'm tired.