Never Cheat on a Hillbilly Woman

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NEVER CHEAT ON A HILLBILLY WOMAN!!!!!



A hillbilly's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door,and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up hillbilly was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty dam saw, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and then go shopping.

You do whatever you want!
 
TexasBred":17s48ggo said:
NEVER CHEAT ON A HILLBILLY WOMAN!!!!!



A hillbilly's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door,and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up hillbilly was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty dam saw, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and then go shopping.

You do whatever you want!
don't believe it'..................hillbilly women don't go shopping ;-)
 
alacattleman":136rvop1 said:
TexasBred":136rvop1 said:
NEVER CHEAT ON A HILLBILLY WOMAN!!!!!



A hillbilly's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door,and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up hillbilly was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty dam saw, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and then go shopping.

You do whatever you want!
don't believe it'..................hillbilly women don't go shopping ;-)

Not even at the Dollar Gen'ral? What if there's a swap meet?
 
Lammie":1mzs180s said:
alacattleman":1mzs180s said:
TexasBred":1mzs180s said:
NEVER CHEAT ON A HILLBILLY WOMAN!!!!!



A hillbilly's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door,and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up hillbilly was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty dam saw, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and then go shopping.

You do whatever you want!
don't believe it'..................hillbilly women don't go shopping ;-)

Not even at the Dollar Gen'ral? What if there's a swap meet?
yard sale's. thrift stores, flemarkets, goodwill, salvation army.......not shopping per se, but out of necessity.... ;-)
 
legend has it, there was a feller around here. that was somewhere he didnt belong. and they nailed his coin purse too the floor, and pitched him a knife :shock:
 
alacattleman":25zej007 said:
legend has it, there was a feller around here. that was somewhere he didnt belong. and they nailed his coin purse too the floor, and pitched him a knife :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm a thinking....do I "cut and run" or "grin and bear it".
 
TexasBred":nz26cks2 said:
alacattleman":nz26cks2 said:
legend has it, there was a feller around here. that was somewhere he didnt belong. and they nailed his coin purse too the floor, and pitched him a knife :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm a thinking....do I "cut and run" or "grin and bear it".
my luck the knife would be dull.... i think id just grab, and jerk :help:
 
Out here in the sticks it would take the FD a while to get here.

Now if that table is wooden and she gives me a saw and leaves.........
 
That's what he gets :lol: :lol: I haven't heard the word 'tallywacker' in a while, we used to use that term in middle school :lol:
 
I would think that hillbilly woman is about a notch meaner than Loraine Bobbit,or what ever her name was.

Cal
 
thats funny reminds me of a true story that happened a few yrs back.. a state police was cheaten on his wife, she caught him and the night he came home and went to sleep ,she broke out the super glue and guess what she glued!.. was the big hee haw when mr big bad cop went to ER in and hurry for help and had to explain how that happen... :lol:
 

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