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chrisy

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A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and
>said
>
> > "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on
> > Broadway, he had the right credentials.
> >
> > The agent asked, "What's your name?"
> >
> > The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
> >
> > The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into
> > Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."
> >
> > "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I
> > will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."
> >
> > The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years. you will
>
> > NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm
> > telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able
> > to represent you."
> >
> > "So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and
> > he left the agent's office.
> >
> > FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.
> > Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is
> > awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter
> > enclosed...
> >
> > "Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become
> > an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name.
> > Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You
> > told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van
> > Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I
> > decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride
> > to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would
> > never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is
> > a token of my appreciation.
> >
> > Thank you for your advice..
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > Dick van Dyke
 

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