A man and woman from up north were on vacation driving through the south. They passed a highway sign that said "Nacogdoches" 20 miles. They got to arguing over how to pronounce Nacogdoches, so the husband said that the first place he come to in Nacogdoches, he was going to stop and ask how to pronounce it. Upon arriving at the first business the husband stopped, he and his wife entered the business and approached the cute little blonde. The husband asked the blonde, "Very slowly, can you please tell us where we are." The blonde replied "Burrrrrrrrrr Gerrrrrrrrrr King"