My Wife Left.....

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Rustler9

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"My Wife left me and I don't understand. After the last
child was born, she told me we had to cut back on
expenses, I had to give up drinking beer.
I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on
weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the
other day she came home from grocery shopping
and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in
makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer
and you haven't given up anything!" She said, "I buy
that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you.
"I said,"Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back!!!
 

MikeC

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Congratulations! Now you'll be able to have two 12 packs on the weekends. ;-)
 

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