chrisy
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Students were assigned to read 2 books, "My Life" by Bill Clinton & "Titanic."
> One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the
>proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
>
> His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
>
> Titanic... $29.99
> Clinton... $29.99
> Titanic... Over 3 hours to read
> Clinton... Over 3 hours to read
> Titanic... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love
and subsequent catastrophe.
> Clinton... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love
and subsequent catastrophe.
> Titanic... Jack is a starving artist.
> Clinton... Bill is a bullshit artist.
> Titanic... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
> Clinton... Ditto for Bill.
> Titanic... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
> Clinton... Ditto for Monica.
> Titanic... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
> Clinton... Let's not go there.
> Titanic... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
> Clinton... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
> Titanic... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
> Clinton... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
> Titanic... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
> Clinton... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
> Titanic... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
> Clinton... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same.
> One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the
>proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
>
> His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
>
> Titanic... $29.99
> Clinton... $29.99
> Titanic... Over 3 hours to read
> Clinton... Over 3 hours to read
> Titanic... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love
and subsequent catastrophe.
> Clinton... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love
and subsequent catastrophe.
> Titanic... Jack is a starving artist.
> Clinton... Bill is a bullshit artist.
> Titanic... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
> Clinton... Ditto for Bill.
> Titanic... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
> Clinton... Ditto for Monica.
> Titanic... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
> Clinton... Let's not go there.
> Titanic... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
> Clinton... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
> Titanic... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
> Clinton... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
> Titanic... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
> Clinton... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
> Titanic... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
> Clinton... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same.
