Murohys lesser known laws

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dun

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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
 
dun":1lid5hte said:
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

And for reminding you you are an idiot for takeing a short cut between the stock trailer and the pickup when the reese still has a hitch in it. :( :(
 
hope never to do the last one, but how true they are :lol: :lol: :lol:

dun ya changed the spelling of old Murphys law there :lol: be careful he may get :mad:
 

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