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In case things get a little tough during the next few months, we Texans have a plan... Maybe you don't know it, but Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

We Texans love y'all Americans, but we'll probably have to take action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the U.S.A. We'll miss ya'll though.

Here is what can happen:
1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United States, begins to try and create a socialist country, then Texas announces that it is going to secede from the Union.

2. George W. Bush, Rick Perry, Kay Bailey Hutcheson or Chuck Norris becomes the President of the Republic of Texas. You might not think that they talk so pretty, but we haven't had another terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came to roost.

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. We will control the space industry.

2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.

3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with Texas," will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don't know. Why not ask Obama?

5. Natural Gas - again, we have all we need and it's too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and Al Gore will just have to figure out a way to keep them warm.

6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications equipment - small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Misconduct, Dallas Semi-conductor, Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers. The Houston Medical Center alone employs over 65,000 people.

8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens: University of Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Texas Christian, Rice, SMU, University of Dallas, University of Houston , Baylor, UNT ( University of North Texas ), Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the South anyway.

9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn't restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in Texas, we are a Right to Work State and, therefore, it's every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done. And if we don't like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.

10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance industries, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard, the Texas Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don't have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and let's not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. We don't need any food.

13. Three of the ten largest cities in the United States, and twenty-three of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in Texas. And Texas also has more land than California, New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Maryland, Rhode Island, and Vermont combined.

14. Trade: Three of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in Texas

15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to. You see, nothing rusts in Texas so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.

Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President Obama:
Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications.

You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Mr. Obama has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.

In other words, the rest of ya'll in the USA are screwed!

Signed,
The People of Texas

P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to think about!

Sleep well tonight 'cause the eyes of Texas are on YOU!! One Nation Under God!!

''Life's tough....it's even tougher if you're stupid.''
-- John Wayne
 

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Well put and Amen and all that stuff!

Just wanted to say that before the stampede starts!!
 

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How many B52s does Texas have? How about nuclear warheads and missiles? Also, how many males are in prisons there?
 

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ga. prime":2715gleh said:
I've always said Texans are the most conceited bunch of asses in the country and this proves it.

So get them out of your country. Problem solved.
 

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TexasBred":1lb7triq said:
In case things get a little tough during the next few months, we Texans have a plan... Maybe you don't know it, but Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

We Texans love y'all Americans, but we'll probably have to take action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the U.S.A. We'll miss ya'll though.

Here is what can happen:
1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United States, begins to try and create a socialist country, then Texas announces that it is going to secede from the Union.

2. George W. Bush, Rick Perry, Kay Bailey Hutcheson or Chuck Norris becomes the President of the Republic of Texas. You might not think that they talk so pretty, but we haven't had another terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came to roost.

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. We will control the space industry.

2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.

3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with Texas," will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don't know. Why not ask Obama?

5. Natural Gas - again, we have all we need and it's too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and Al Gore will just have to figure out a way to keep them warm.

6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications equipment - small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Misconduct, Dallas Semi-conductor, Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers. The Houston Medical Center alone employs over 65,000 people.

8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens: University of Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Texas Christian, Rice, SMU, University of Dallas, University of Houston , Baylor, UNT ( University of North Texas ), Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the South anyway.

9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn't restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in Texas, we are a Right to Work State and, therefore, it's every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done. And if we don't like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.

10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance industries, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard, the Texas Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don't have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and let's not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. We don't need any food.

13. Three of the ten largest cities in the United States, and twenty-three of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in Texas. And Texas also has more land than California, New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Maryland, Rhode Island, and Vermont combined.

14. Trade: Three of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in Texas

15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to. You see, nothing rusts in Texas so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.

Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President Obama:
Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications.

You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Mr. Obama has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.

In other words, the rest of ya'll in the USA are screwed!

Signed,
The People of Texas

P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to think about!

Sleep well tonight 'cause the eyes of Texas are on YOU!! One Nation Under God!!

''Life's tough....it's even tougher if you're stupid.''
-- John Wayne







In Texas we have a large number of Texas Aggies, and as you can see, sometimes they aint the sharpest knife in the drawer. Our worthless gov., Rick Perry is another Texas Aggie. I hate to say it, but I voted for that sucker once. Fool me once , shame on u, fool me twice shame on me. We do have the right to take our leave from the USA. and honestly I wish we would use it. Not for the reasons stated above, but for the fact we never should have joined the USA in the first place
 

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backhoeboogie":3bx8vlz4 said:
ga. prime":3bx8vlz4 said:
I've always said Texans are the most conceited bunch of asses in the country and this proves it.

So get them out of your country. Problem solved.
I'm not standing in the way of your little secession movement. :D
 

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Heck all the rest of us are just jealous that we can't get out that easy. I wish all the states would do something to get washington to pay attention.
 
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HerefordSire":1hwjh8fy said:
How many B52s does Texas have? How about nuclear warheads and missiles? Also, how many males are in prisons there?

Quite a few B-52's located at the "soon to be " Texas air fields. Why would the USA invade a "neighbor" who is their friend to a point?? We have a few missles as well as NASA. Males in prison? 4 in each cell, but only two at any one time. The other 2 will always be working 12 hour shifts growing and manufacturing food and other products to utilize or sell surplus to the US.
 
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Houston you got a problem with Aggies?? Most common 4 letter word most Aggies are called is "BOSS". :lol: :lol2: :nod:
 

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TexasBred your are right..................of course when the Aggie talks to the Big Boss, "he says, I hope yall dont whup up on us too bad at Thanksgiving this year." :wave: :wave: :wave: THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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TexasBred":1xgxyvy2 said:
HerefordSire":1xgxyvy2 said:
How many B52s does Texas have? How about nuclear warheads and missiles? Also, how many males are in prisons there?

Quite a few B-52's located at the "soon to be " Texas air fields. Why would the USA invade a "neighbor" who is their friend to a point?? We have a few missles as well as NASA. Males in prison? 4 in each cell, but only two at any one time. The other 2 will always be working 12 hour shifts growing and manufacturing food and other products to utilize or sell surplus to the US.

I am 30 miles from Texas. One thing I know about Texas...they do not play around and they will plum throw you in jail with long terms for minor offenses. How many people do they execute there per year ?
 

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HerefordSire":2lbzd7l6 said:
TexasBred":2lbzd7l6 said:
HerefordSire":2lbzd7l6 said:
How many B52s does Texas have? How about nuclear warheads and missiles? Also, how many males are in prisons there?

Quite a few B-52's located at the "soon to be " Texas air fields. Why would the USA invade a "neighbor" who is their friend to a point?? We have a few missles as well as NASA. Males in prison? 4 in each cell, but only two at any one time. The other 2 will always be working 12 hour shifts growing and manufacturing food and other products to utilize or sell surplus to the US.

I am 30 miles from Texas. One thing I know about Texas...they do not play around and they will plum throw you in jail with long terms for minor offenses. How many people do they execute there per year ?

Not enough, HFS. ANd we need to start deflating some inner tubes on the Rio Grand as well. Oh, BTW, TB misinformed some folks, The Longhorns are "Boss". :cowboy:
 
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houstoncutter":3gm24rrn said:
TexasBred your are right..................of course when the Aggie talks to the Big Boss, "he says, I hope yall dont whup up on us too bad at Thanksgiving this year." :wave: :wave: :wave: THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!


Houston...any smart Aggie knows to root for the Ag's but always bet on the Horns. :nod: :nod: :nod:
 
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Not enough, HFS. ANd we need to start deflating some inner tubes on the Rio Grand as well. Oh, BTW, TB misinformed some folks, The Longhorns are "Boss". :cowboy:

Beefy...you know better..'Longhorns' aka "Tea Sippers" seldom make it to the "Boss" level...heck your Med. School grads can't even get into our Vet School. :banana:
 

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ga. prime":o4iv9ojy said:
I've always said Texans are the most conceited bunch of asses in the country and this proves it.

The US would not exsist today as you know had it not been for the Republic of Texas.
"Measured by its results, San Jacinto was one of the decisive battles of the world. The freedom of Texas from Mexico won here led to annexation and to the Mexican War, resulting in the acquisition by the United States of the States of Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, California, Utah, and parts of Colorado, Wyoming, Kansas and Oklahoma. Almost one-third of the present area of the American nation, nearly a million square miles of territory, changed sovereignty."
 

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Caustic Burno":2pnkhy3w said:
ga. prime":2pnkhy3w said:
I've always said Texans are the most conceited bunch of asses in the country and this proves it.

The US would not exsist today as you know had it not been for the Republic of Texas.
"Measured by its results, San Jacinto was one of the decisive battles of the world. The freedom of Texas from Mexico won here led to annexation and to the Mexican War, resulting in the acquisition by the United States of the States of Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, California, Utah, and parts of Colorado, Wyoming, Kansas and Oklahoma. Almost one-third of the present area of the American nation, nearly a million square miles of territory, changed sovereignty."

What a crock. Texas wouldn't exist today without US government money. Take away the billions of dollars Texas gets for all those military bases, NASA, medical grants, you'd have to institute a state income tax just to stay afloat. :roll:

Defense industry? Guess who's paying for those salaries? The US government.

Who's paying the salaries at NASA? The US government.

We import the majority of the gasoline we use in this country....and not into Texas.

Medical research? Mostly paid for by the US government.

Gee, you're suddenly making me feel sorry for Texans. :lol: :lol:

http://www.window.state.tx.us/comptrol/fnotes/fn0808/
 

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