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<blockquote data-quote="cowgirl580+" data-source="post: 219990" data-attributes="member: 3949"><p>I may have posted this once, but its worth repeating.</p><p></p><p>Mouse Balls </p><p>> > > How to replace mouse balls </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real </p><p>> > > memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its employees in all </p><p>> > > seriousness It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral </p><p>> > > problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled </p><p>> > > on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences. </p><p>> > > ---------------------------------------------------- </p><p>> > > Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls. </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 1. If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it </p><p>> > > may need a ball replacement. </p><p>> > > 2. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). </p><p>> > > 3. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of </p><p>> > > mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. </p><p>> > > 4. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining </p><p>> > > the underside of the mouse. </p><p>> > > 5. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. </p><p>> > > 6. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of </p><p>> > > the mouse. </p><p>> > > 7. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. </p><p>> > > 8. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. </p><p>> > > 9. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. </p><p>> > > 10. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. </p><p>> > > 11. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used </p><p>> > > immediately. </p><p>> > > 12. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for </p><p>> > > maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. </p><p>> > > 13. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel </p><p>> > > in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. </p><p>> > > 14. Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls </p><p>> > > is an unhappy customer. </p><p>> ></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cowgirl580+, post: 219990, member: 3949"] I may have posted this once, but its worth repeating. Mouse Balls > > > How to replace mouse balls > > > > > > I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real > > > memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its employees in all > > > seriousness It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral > > > problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled > > > on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences. > > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > > Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls. > > > > > > 1. If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it > > > may need a ball replacement. > > > 2. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). > > > 3. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of > > > mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. > > > 4. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining > > > the underside of the mouse. > > > 5. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. > > > 6. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of > > > the mouse. > > > 7. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. > > > 8. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. > > > 9. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. > > > 10. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. > > > 11. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used > > > immediately. > > > 12. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for > > > maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. > > > 13. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel > > > in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. > > > 14. Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls > > > is an unhappy customer. > > [/QUOTE]
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