MOTHERS

[txshowmom]

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after
> > you've had a baby ... somebody doesn't know that once you're a
mother,
>
> > "Normal," is history.
> >
> > Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct ... somebody
> > never took a three-year-old shopping.
> >
> > Somebody said being a mother is boring ... somebody never rode in a
> > car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
> >
> > Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out
> > good." Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a
guarantee.
> >
> > Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices .... somebody
> > never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a
golf
> > ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
> >
> > Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother. Somebody
> > never helped a fourth grader with his math.
> >
> > Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love
the
> > first.
> > Somebody doesn't have five children.
> >
> > Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her
child-rearing
> > questions in the books ...
> > somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
> >
> > Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and
delivery
>
> > . Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first
day
> > of kindergarten. or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."
> >
> > Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one
> > hand tied behind her back ... somebody never organized seven
giggling
> > Brownies to sell cookies.
> >
> > Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets
married
> > . . .
> > Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or
daughter-in-law
> > to a mother's heartstrings.
> >
> > Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves
home .
>
> > . .
> > Somebody never had grandchildren.
> >
> > Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to
> > tell her .... somebody isn't a mother.
> >
> > Please share with all the "mothers" in your life

 

[Wewild]

somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.

Great post. Mothers are special.

I'm not a mom just a father. Oldest daughter put Tic Tac up nose. ER visit. Treatment.... saline solution up nose to dissolve foreign object. Painful treatment. Docter said "give her some even after it's gone to show her not to put things up her nose".

ER bill..........priceless.

 

[ollie]

If ya'll won't tell Vicki the V that I have been giving medical advice again, I will give ya'll the fix on the bead up the nose syndrome. This is classified . For your eyes only. After reading this eat the computer. Close which ever nostril that is clear with your finger. Put your mouth over their little mouth like CPR and blow gently until snotty bead pops out on your face. .... Not that we have ever had to do that or anything.

 

[fellersbarnoneranch]

If ya'll won't tell Vicki the V that I have been giving medical advice again... blow gently until snotty bead pops out on your face. .... Not that we have ever had to do that or anything.

Priceless!

 

[txshowmom]

If ya'll won't tell Vicki the V that I have been giving medical advice again, I will give ya'll the fix on the bead up the nose syndrome. This is classified . For your eyes only. After reading this eat the computer. Close which ever nostril that is clear with your finger. Put your mouth over their little mouth like CPR and blow gently until snotty bead pops out on your face. .... Not that we have ever had to do that or anything.

Well we have. Works great on playground pebbles. Only difference was we didn't blow through their mouth, just held the little nmostril closed and told them to blow!

 

[Double A Ranch]

I like it!!

 

[ollie]

If ya'll won't tell Vicki the V that I have been giving medical advice again, I will give ya'll the fix on the bead up the nose syndrome. This is classified . For your eyes only. After reading this eat the computer. Close which ever nostril that is clear with your finger. Put your mouth over their little mouth like CPR and blow gently until snotty bead pops out on your face. .... Not that we have ever had to do that or anything.

Well we have. Works great on playground pebbles. Only difference was we didn't blow through their mouth, just held the little nmostril closed and told them to blow!

If they're old enough to blow their nose of course we would probably try that first.

 

[CattleAnnie]

Ollie, I about busted a gut after reading those posts!

Thank you!

Take care.

 

[la4angus]

Ollie, I about busted a gut after reading those posts!

Thank you!

Take care.

Ollie is right. anyone in their right mind would try that first if the kids are old enough to understand. But :roll:

 

[Cattle Rack Rancher]

When my wife was babysitting the neighbors' son, he put chocolate chips up his nose. Fortunately, they don't just melt in your mouth, they also melt when they are up your nose. I also remember my little brother sucking up a balloon up his nose when he was little. It took a doctor with a set of special tweezers to get it out. From my point of view, I remember thinking that he was an idiot and he got a lollipop out of the deal and I was smart enough not to do it and I didn't get anything. I think that was the beginning of my whole anti-socialist attitude.