For those that aren't familiar with The Most Interesting Man in the World:
Alien Abductors ask him to probe them
Cuba imports cigars from him.
Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect.
In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number
Every time he goes for a swim dolphins appears
He bowls overhand.
He can identify UFOs
He can speak spanish in russian
He doesn't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
He has been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into the room
He has crossed the point of no return – on several occasions.
He has inside jokes with complete strangers
He has never relied on Mistletoe
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.
He once killed 5 birds with one stone
When he dines at a fine restaurant ...... The waiter tips him
Elephants visit his dead ancestors
When he goes to confession, the priest confides in him..
His 2 cents is worth $37.00 and change.
Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality'
When his wife gave birth to their 1st child, everyone congratulated...the child.
UFOs report sightings of HIM.
He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His business card simply says "I'll call you."
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
Panhandlers give him money.
When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
He is the life of parties he has never attended
He is the only man to have ever aced a Rorschach test
He is the reason those nine ladies are dancing
He never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken
He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest on the third day he won
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
He wouldn't be afraid to show his feminine side if he had one
He's won trophies for his game face alone
His charm is so contagious vaccines have been created for it
His legend proceeds him the way lighting proceeds thunder
His mother has a tattoo that says son
His New Year Resolutions will blow your mind, that's why he never tells anyone
His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards
His reputation is expanding faster than the universe
If at first he does not succeed, then it is impossible.
If he were to give you directions you would never get lost and arrive at least 5 minutes early
If you were to see him walking a Chihuahua it would still look masculine
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
Several saints share his likeness or vice versa depending on who you ask
Some say he found the fountain of youth but didn't drink because he wasn't thirsty
The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans because it was
The pheromones he secrets have been known to affect people miles away in a slight but measurable way
Years ago he Built city of of blocks – today over 600,000 people live and work there
Alien Abductors ask him to probe them
Cuba imports cigars from him.
Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect.
In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number
Every time he goes for a swim dolphins appears
He bowls overhand.
He can identify UFOs
He can speak spanish in russian
He doesn't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
He has been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into the room
He has crossed the point of no return – on several occasions.
He has inside jokes with complete strangers
He has never relied on Mistletoe
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.
He once killed 5 birds with one stone
When he dines at a fine restaurant ...... The waiter tips him
Elephants visit his dead ancestors
When he goes to confession, the priest confides in him..
His 2 cents is worth $37.00 and change.
Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality'
When his wife gave birth to their 1st child, everyone congratulated...the child.
UFOs report sightings of HIM.
He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His business card simply says "I'll call you."
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
Panhandlers give him money.
When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
He is the life of parties he has never attended
He is the only man to have ever aced a Rorschach test
He is the reason those nine ladies are dancing
He never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken
He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest on the third day he won
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
He wouldn't be afraid to show his feminine side if he had one
He's won trophies for his game face alone
His charm is so contagious vaccines have been created for it
His legend proceeds him the way lighting proceeds thunder
His mother has a tattoo that says son
His New Year Resolutions will blow your mind, that's why he never tells anyone
His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards
His reputation is expanding faster than the universe
If at first he does not succeed, then it is impossible.
If he were to give you directions you would never get lost and arrive at least 5 minutes early
If you were to see him walking a Chihuahua it would still look masculine
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
Several saints share his likeness or vice versa depending on who you ask
Some say he found the fountain of youth but didn't drink because he wasn't thirsty
The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans because it was
The pheromones he secrets have been known to affect people miles away in a slight but measurable way
Years ago he Built city of of blocks – today over 600,000 people live and work there
