MORE SILLY JOKES

[Anonymous]

Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a
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> Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered
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> down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his
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> friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to
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> drink."
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> The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've
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> got dogs with us."
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> The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They
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> walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a
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> pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar.
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> The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."
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> The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This
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> is my Seeing-Eye dog."
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> The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"
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> The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very
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> good."
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> The bouncer said, "OK then, come on in."
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> The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he
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> put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the
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> bar. He knew his story would be a bit more unbelievable. Once
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> again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
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> The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This
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> is my Seeing-Eye dog."
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> The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
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> The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?!? A
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> Chihuahua?!? They gave me a Chihuahua!!!
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[TLCfromARK]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Good one.
;-)