More of my favorite tunes....

[flaboy?]

"Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed"
"She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart"
"I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up)"
"I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised"
"You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly"
"If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You"
"I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling"
"If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married By Now For Sure"
"If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)"
"Touch Me With More Than Your Hands"
"I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line"
"'Me' Is The Last Word In LonesoME"
"You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can (and Shot It Off a Log)"
"I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite"

 

[Lammie]

How many of those are by Kinky Friedman? I know the first one is.

 

[flaboy?]

Don't really know who wrote them. Just have catchy titles I thought. :lol:

 

[DoubleK]

How about these two;


Get yer tongue outta my mouth girl, I'm kissing you goodbye


Meet down at the rock pile honey, I'm a little boulder there.


Dub

 

[Lammie]

"Your'e Not The Best, But Your'e The Best That I Can Do"

 

[USMCRanchGirl]

"At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump"

"Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?"

"If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart"

"When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye"

and on the radio right now, "I'd Like to Check You for Ticks."