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Mildred

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Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was
particularly despondent over the recent death of her
husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill
herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with
quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made
the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it
was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
vegetable and burden someone, she called her doctor's
office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart
would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart
would be just below your left breast."

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee.
 

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