mexican oysters

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Feb 22, 2006
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A big Texan stopped at a local
restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico .

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a
sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the
waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have
excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles
from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per
day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order and that
evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter
and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller
than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si,Senor.
Sometimes the bull wins.

Couple of thoughts running through my mind...

Which one tastes better? Was the bullfighter crossbred or was he a full blooded Spaniard? Was the bullfighter cornfed or was he a vegetarian
funky 4-Her":1gqqeazr said:
That joke leaves a bad taste in my mouth...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LOL! Best pun ever

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