Where I used to work the phone number was one digit off from the jail house. An elderly judge called one morning and asked if John Doe was still in jail? I told him he was but we hung him at dawn and hung up.
Being close to Branson we get tourist with the wrong numbers sometimes. One time there was a guy that called mom 3 times wanting more towels delivered to his condo, he called once and she told him he had the wrong number, he called back and left a message telling what he needed, the third time she answered and asked what room it was and said they could have the towels there in about 30 minutes and some free chocolate chip cookies.
Once when I was a little kid someone called our house with a wrong number three times in a row. When the phone rang the fourth time my Dad answered saying "Joe's Bar and Grill". It was the pastor of our church at the other end...... opps
Mine still makes me laugh but did make things akward for a week or so. 2 weeks before our wedding I had a few minutes so I texted the soon to be wife "it sure would be a nice day for a quickie"
Panic set it really fast as I just remembered I had been texting her dad on some other "breeding" projects, like the cow ones and let me tell you I got that sick hot feeling in my belly till he texted me back and his reply was "I hope that wasn't meant for my wife!"
So for some time everyone called me quickie and even at our reception the best man just had to stand up and say I'll make this a quickie and everyone died laughing.
One day a friend was ranting about her BF complaining about some certain adult stuff she was viewing. I was at work and dispatch was texting me some addresses for pick ups. I read her text and replied real quick not paying attention I said " I think you should be able to view all the porn you want" then hit send. A few minutes later dispatch text me back saying "huh" I looked down and I had sent the message for her to my work dispatch lol. I explained it to the dispatch and he gave me a hard time the rest of the day.