Two bored casino dealers are waiting at an empty crap table. A
very attractive blonde from South Alabama arrived and wanted to bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I
play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist, started
shaking the dice then rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, Baby,
Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed.
YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know
I thought you were watching."
The moral of the story....Not all Southerners are stupid and not
all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
very attractive blonde from South Alabama arrived and wanted to bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I
play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist, started
shaking the dice then rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, Baby,
Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed.
YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know
I thought you were watching."
The moral of the story....Not all Southerners are stupid and not
all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
