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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

dun

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NICKNAMES:
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS:
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ..
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go shopping
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
 

larryshoat

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:clap: :clap: I think that one needs to be printed and framed. Along those lines my grandpa always said "a man chases a woman until she catches him" .

Larry
 

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Times sure have changed. It should be obvious that women can take over the business world...check this out....


Two ladies running Xerox with over 50K employees....

Mrs. Anne Mulcahy, 56, Exec. Chairman and Chairman of Exec. Committee, pay $ 2.31M, options exercised $ 3.15M

Ms. Ursula M. Burns, 50, Chief Exec. Officer, pay $ 1.44M, options exercised $ 2.52M

http://finance.yahoo.com/q/pr?s=XRX


The CEO Ms. Burns (saw her on CNBC the other morning)....

 

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chrisy":36vwqe8t said:
Since when most men I know are moany old gits.
Behind every successful Man is a Good Woman.

Chrisy

She may be standing back there - but if she is she is holding a gun, a knife or a set of papers from the lawyer and about to take her very healthy "half" share to the bank.

Unless she is in front clearing the way

Bez+
 

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