Just Curious
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The first surgeon, from New York, says:
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when
you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago, responds:
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is
color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says:
"No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in:
"You know, I like construction workers..Those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when
he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no gut, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable.
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when
you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago, responds:
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is
color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says:
"No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in:
"You know, I like construction workers..Those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when
he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no gut, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
