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icandoit

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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the
ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."
 
I truly love :heart: my wife. But I shoulda known something was up, when the preacher asked ME if I would be willing to obey, cherrish, and worship at her feet until death do us part :shock: .

Actually, we have a great marriage, she says jump, and I already have an idea of how high.

We don't ever argue, she is like the pharoah from the movie, The Ten Commandments.................so let it be said, so let it be done.

It didn't take long to understand about that certain 'look' :x she can give, it will stop a man dead in his tracks, change his mind that was set in concrete, and make me cringe to have to guess whats wrong when that icy glare is accompanied by silence. I still am perplexed at the fact that when our daughter does something wrong, it is me, not her that gets that 'look'. :x

When one her patients makes her mad.....yup... once again, she comes home and I get the look :mad: . Aint it great to be the sounding board for your loved one. :p
 

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