MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'

[SmokeStackFarms]

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor
Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside
his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets
it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend
on Virgil's house. They searched the shed
where the firewood is kept. Using axes,
they bust open every piece of wood, but find
no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
:tiphat:

 

[redfornow]

Yep crowder and his wimins will be warm. :banana:

 

[Hippie Rancher]

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :cowboy:

good one

 

[Sir Loin]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :wave:

 

[chrisy]

good one :clap: :clap: :clap: :banana: ....it's like taking a bone to the Police and saying I found this in my garden, they come around and turn it over, find nothing but it saved you a back braking job. :help: