CattleAnnie
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"Managing" your diet...
A large corporation hired several cannibals. "You are all part
of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming.
"You get the usual benefits and you can go to the
cafeteria for something to eat, but please do not eat any of the other
employees."
The cannibals promised that they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and
I'm very satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all
shook their heads "no".
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,
"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly, to
which the leader of the cannibals shouted, "You fool!!! For four weeks
we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything! But nooooo, you
had to go and eat someone important!"
A large corporation hired several cannibals. "You are all part
of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming.
"You get the usual benefits and you can go to the
cafeteria for something to eat, but please do not eat any of the other
employees."
The cannibals promised that they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and
I'm very satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all
shook their heads "no".
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,
"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly, to
which the leader of the cannibals shouted, "You fool!!! For four weeks
we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything! But nooooo, you
had to go and eat someone important!"
