Campground Cattle
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>Lesson One
>>
>>An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small
>>rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
>>nothing?"
>>
>>The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
>>ground below the eagle and rested.
>>
>>All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
>>
>>Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
>>sitting very, very high up.
>>
>>
>>Lesson Two
>>
>>A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get
>>to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
>>energy."
>>
>>"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
>>bull. They're packed with nutrients."
>>
>>The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
>>enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next
>>day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
>>Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
>>top of the tree.
>>
>>He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
>>
>>Management Lesson - Bull **** might get you to the top, but it
>>won't keep you there.
>>
>>
>>Lesson Three
>>
>>A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
>>bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
>>
>>While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on
>>him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began
>>to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
>>He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
>>
>>A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
>>Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of
>>cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
>>
>>Management Lesson - (1) Not everyone who craps on you is your
>>enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of s--t is your friend.
>>(3) And when you're in deep s--t, it's best to keep your mouth
>>shut!
>>
>>This ends your two-minute management course
>>
>>An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small
>>rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
>>nothing?"
>>
>>The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
>>ground below the eagle and rested.
>>
>>All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
>>
>>Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
>>sitting very, very high up.
>>
>>
>>Lesson Two
>>
>>A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get
>>to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
>>energy."
>>
>>"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
>>bull. They're packed with nutrients."
>>
>>The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
>>enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next
>>day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
>>Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
>>top of the tree.
>>
>>He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
>>
>>Management Lesson - Bull **** might get you to the top, but it
>>won't keep you there.
>>
>>
>>Lesson Three
>>
>>A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
>>bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
>>
>>While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on
>>him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began
>>to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
>>He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
>>
>>A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
>>Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of
>>cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
>>
>>Management Lesson - (1) Not everyone who craps on you is your
>>enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of s--t is your friend.
>>(3) And when you're in deep s--t, it's best to keep your mouth
>>shut!
>>
>>This ends your two-minute management course
