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<blockquote data-quote="9 ER" data-source="post: 65936" data-attributes="member: 940"><p>ATM's </p><p></p><p>A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this bank is installing </p><p>new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the below outlined procedures when accessing their accounts.</p><p></p><p>MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed after months of careful </p><p>investigation </p><p></p><p></p><p>MALE PROCEDURE </p><p></p><p>1. Drive up to the cash machine. </p><p>2. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. </p><p>3. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. </p><p>4. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. </p><p>5. Drive off. </p><p></p><p></p><p>FEMALE PROCEDURE </p><p></p><p>1. Drive up to cash machine. </p><p>2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the </p><p>machine. </p><p>3. Set parking brake, put the window down </p><p>4. Find handbag; remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. </p><p>5. Turn the radio down. </p><p>6. Attempt to insert card into machine. </p><p>7. Open the car door to allow easy access to machine due to its excessive </p><p>distance from the vehicle. </p><p>8. Insert card. </p><p>9. Reinsert card the right way up. </p><p>10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside </p><p>back page. </p><p>11. Enter PIN. </p><p>12. Press cancel and reenter correct PIN. </p><p>13. Enter amount of cash required. </p><p>14. Check make up in rear view mirror. </p><p>15. Retrieve cash and receipt. </p><p>16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. </p><p>17. Place receipt in back of checkbook. </p><p>18. Recheck make-up again. </p><p>19. Drive forward 2 feet. </p><p>20. Reverse back to cash machine. </p><p>21. Retrieve card. </p><p>22. Re-empty hand bag, locate cardholder, and place card into the slot </p><p>provided. </p><p>23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver lined up </p><p>behind you. </p><p>24. Restart stalled engine and pull away. </p><p>25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. </p><p>26. Release Parking Brake</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="9 ER, post: 65936, member: 940"] ATM's A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the below outlined procedures when accessing their accounts. MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed after months of careful investigation MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 3. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 4. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 5. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down 4. Find handbag; remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Turn the radio down. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open the car door to allow easy access to machine due to its excessive distance from the vehicle. 8. Insert card. 9. Reinsert card the right way up. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and reenter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check make up in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Recheck make-up again. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate cardholder, and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver lined up behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull away. 25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 26. Release Parking Brake [/QUOTE]
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