Make Your Hands Smell So Bad Your Dogs Won't Come Near You

[ga. prime]

Put a bushel of corn in a barrel. Cover it with water. Wait six weeks and dip the corn out with your hands.

 

[LoveMoo11]

And why would you want to do that???

 

[ga. prime]

Wouldn't do it again. Wouldn't have done it the first time had I known what I know now.

 

[Jogeephus]

Gas has come down so I'm assuming you either have pigs or was looking to cut the cost of your Christmas party. :lol2:

Another tip, always where plastic gloves when collecting walnuts when you go fishing.

 

[Fred Belknap]

You are suppose to put sugar in it too.

 

[ga. prime]

Yeah, I was making hog attractant.

 

[Jogeephus]

Yeah, I was making hog attractant.

Now that's know way to refer to your frat brothers at Tech. :lol2:

 

[flaboy]

Been there done that. I could smell it on my hands for days.

 

[grannysoo]

When's the party? :drink:

 

[mobgrazer]

About 15 years ago I used a mix of mostly apples, with a little sugar, and cracked corn. I called it apple jack.

Yeah, I was making hog attractant.

That's not what we call it around theses woods.

 

[kenny thomas]

I thought everybody in the south was trying to get rid of the hogs, not attract them. :lol:

 

[TexasBred]

Yeah, I was making hog attractant.

ga....mix you up some wheat the same way. It'll make that corn smell good.....You can't get it off your hands. About all you can do to improve the odor is rub some cat $h1t on your hands. :lol: :lol:

 

[Loch Valley Fold]

Have you tried using lemon juice on your hands to get rid of the smell?
Is there any place men won't stick their hands ;-) :secret: