ROCKSPRINGS
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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and
they were in a mall for the first time in their
lives. The father and son
were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw,
what's at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator)
responded,
"Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like
that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement,
a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to
the moving walls and pressed
a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his
father watched the small
circular number above the walls light up
sequentially.
They continued to
watch until it reached the last number and then
the numbers began to
light in the reverse order. Then the walls
opened up again and a gorgeous,
voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young
woman, said quietly to his
son
"Boy................ .go git cha Momma............."
they were in a mall for the first time in their
lives. The father and son
were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw,
what's at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator)
responded,
"Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like
that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement,
a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to
the moving walls and pressed
a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his
father watched the small
circular number above the walls light up
sequentially.
They continued to
watch until it reached the last number and then
the numbers began to
light in the reverse order. Then the walls
opened up again and a gorgeous,
voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young
woman, said quietly to his
son
"Boy................ .go git cha Momma............."
