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RD-Sam

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The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from LOUISIANA . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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Lammie

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I'm not from Lousiana, but she could be my sister.
 

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The man from ARKANSAS did not get married to the women from OHIO, MICHIGAN, and LOUISIANA and his house was kept spotless by all three women on the first day because they wanted to get married to this gentleman.
 

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HerefordSire":3dxbu5im said:
The man from ARKANSAS did not get married to the women from OHIO, MICHIGAN, and LOUISIANA and his house was kept spotless by all three women on the first day because they wanted to get married to this gentleman.
i swear, you can come up with the most off the wall responses..
 

cowman30

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alacattleman":2laje6fj said:
HerefordSire":2laje6fj said:
The man from ARKANSAS did not get married to the women from OHIO, MICHIGAN, and LOUISIANA and his house was kept spotless by all three women on the first day because they wanted to get married to this gentleman.
i swear, you can come up with the most off the wall responses..


I heard that. What is he smokin?
 

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