Lord, They Are Finally Together

[TexasBred]

LORD, THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER...
Judy got married and had 13 children.

Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later.

Judy again, remarried, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"



Margaret replied:.....
"I think he means her legs, Ethel...."

 

[alacattleman]

LORD, THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER...
Judy got married and had 13 children.

Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later.

Judy again, remarried, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"



Margaret replied:.....
"I think he means her legs, Ethel...."

:cowboy:

 

[Lammie]

That's just mean!!!

 

[curtis]

LORD, THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER...
Judy got married and had 13 children.

Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later.

Judy again, remarried, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"



Margaret replied:.....
"I think he means her legs, Ethel...."

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[alacattleman]

theres a feller in my home town ive known all my life, and am friends with whos got kid's ranging from their forties on down and his current wife is pregnant now and in her twenties...... he came from a family of 17...

 

[MistyMorning]

theres a feller in my home town ive known all my life, and am friends with whos got kid's ranging from their forties on down and his current wife is pregnant now and in her twenties...... he came from a family of 17...

Maybe crossing legs won't work for this fella, but keeping his barn door closed might help. :nod:

 

[alacattleman]

im afraid it'll take the same thing that got judy, too kill his labido

 

[rusty]

You all shouldn't be making fun.Losing a spouse is a sad thing.I've lost 3 wives the first 2 died from posin mushrooms the 3rd died from not eating hers.

 

[mobgrazer]

Some how I didn't type some words that I was thinking.
Thank you for pointing out that I needed to re read my post cowboy43.

 

[cowboy43]

Mob
Reread what you wrote,maybe you want to reword it, sure sounds like incese to me

 

[grannysoo]

Now that's just plain funny. :nod:

 

[rusty]

Mob
Reread what you wrote,maybe you want to reword it, sure sounds like incese to me

Some how I didn't type some words that I was thinking.
Thank you for pointing out that I needed to re read my post cowboy43.

Now that aint fair don't know what you wrote.How are we going to make fun of you?

 

[chrisy]

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[rc690]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[cmf1]

I don't care who you are, that there is funny! :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: