looks like a good plan to me.....

[chrisy]

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MP's and 2 Ministers – not necessarily dead!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health care you need! New teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

 

[papavillars]

I hate to be a negative nancy, but all that does not offset sex with the opposite sex. Yes i am married for forty years.

 

[john250]

I hate to be a negative nancy, but all that does not offset sex with the opposite sex. Yes i am married for forty years.

Most prisons have some "conjugal visits", so the wife could still see you, occasionally. If she was coming to see you, you'd have to shower--and there lies the problem.

 

[angie1]

Actually, after putting in a 12 hour shift, I'd rather shoot myself than stay another minute.
I'd spend all my time in seg.

 

[Jogeephus]

I'm gonna book a room on Carnavial cruise line. There recent special is only $450/week. They have a doctor, nurse and all the food you care to eat. On top of that, at times, the scenery isn't that bad.