Lone Ranger & Tonto

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Lone Ranger & Tonto]
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> > The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
> > After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
> > Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
> >
> > "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
> >
> > The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
> >
> > "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
> >
> > The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
> > "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions
> > of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
> > Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
> > Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
> > past three in the morning. Theologically, it's
> > evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
> > and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems
> > we will have a beautiful day tomorr ow.
> > What's it tell you, Tonto?"
> >
> > Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,
> > "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo sheit.
> > Someone has stolen tent."
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