Little Johnny

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Dec 30, 2003
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Central Texas
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when
the stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard
that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and
said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.
The same stuff Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why
do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "how is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?"