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Little Johnny Meets Nancy Pelosi
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<blockquote data-quote="TexasBred" data-source="post: 647034" data-attributes="member: 6897"><p>Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in California and she visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Ms. Pelosi if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our she asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' </p><p></p><p>One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' </p><p></p><p> 'No,' said Ms. Pelosi, 'that would be an accident.' </p><p></p><p>A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.' </p><p></p><p>'I'm afraid not,' explained Ms. Pelosi 'That's what we would call great loss.' </p><p></p><p>The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Ms. Pelosi searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' </p><p></p><p>Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mr. Pelosi was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.' </p><p></p><p>'Fantastic!' exclaimed Ms. Pelosi. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' </p><p></p><p>'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasBred, post: 647034, member: 6897"] Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in California and she visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Ms. Pelosi if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our she asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' 'No,' said Ms. Pelosi, 'that would be an accident.' A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.' 'I'm afraid not,' explained Ms. Pelosi 'That's what we would call great loss.' The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Ms. Pelosi searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mr. Pelosi was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Ms. Pelosi. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' 'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.' [/QUOTE]
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