Crowderfarms
Well-known member
Subject: lexus radio
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> I bought a new Lexus 450 and returned to the dealer
> the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.
> The salesman explained that the radio was voice
> activated.
>
> "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.
>
> The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
>
> "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came
> from the speakers.
>
> Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
> "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
>
> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
> time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical
> music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
>
> Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
> swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Rectums!"
>
> Immediately the French National Anthem began to play,
> sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by
> Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on
> drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on
> spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
>
> Damn, I LOVE this car!
>
>
>
>
> I bought a new Lexus 450 and returned to the dealer
> the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.
> The salesman explained that the radio was voice
> activated.
>
> "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.
>
> The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
>
> "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came
> from the speakers.
>
> Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
> "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
>
> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
> time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical
> music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
>
> Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
> swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Rectums!"
>
> Immediately the French National Anthem began to play,
> sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by
> Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on
> drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on
> spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
>
> Damn, I LOVE this car!
>
>
