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Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.

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Michelle Pankonien

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What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin William's plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) I see a lot of
people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So,
here's one plan.

1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,starting with
IRAQ, Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder willbe gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't
need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't l! ike it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell t heir production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever,for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get
very little, if anything.

9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we
speak is ENGLISH.....learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a
plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and ! she's
yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

If you agree with the above forward it to friend... If not, and I would
be amazed,
DELETE it !!!!!
 

greenpasture78

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Sounds fake.. I'd never thought Robin Williams to be politically-influenced... Sound like someone else wrote it and claimed him/herself as Robin Williams the actor... I do agree with some like number 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 10 but others are a bit exaggerations... For number 1 we should NEVER apologize the world!
 

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The apology was sarcastic, also I have a bone to pick about beauty school, I'll never stand a chance :D .
 

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As humor I suppose it has merit, as an actual practice other then 6 and 9 it's rather shallow and stupid.
Let's see, all those that are of any non-american ancestry need to leave. Oops, that's everyone including the native americans and most of the animals. Hmmmm

dun
 

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