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<blockquote data-quote="MDO0505" data-source="post: 591889" data-attributes="member: 6078"><p>KNOW THY ENEMY</p><p></p><p>A local farming community was about to hold their Sunday morning church services. As the townsfolk were sitting in their pews talking amongst themselves, Satan suddenly appeared at the front of the church.</p><p></p><p>Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance,</p><p>trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.</p><p></p><p>Soon, everyone had exited the church except for one elderly</p><p>farmer who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.</p><p></p><p>So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?</p><p></p><p>The man replied, "Yep, sure do."</p><p></p><p>"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.</p><p></p><p>"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.</p><p></p><p>"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.</p><p></p><p>"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.</p><p></p><p>"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony forever?"</p><p></p><p>"Yep," was the calm reply.</p><p></p><p>"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.</p><p></p><p>"Nope."</p><p></p><p>More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"</p><p></p><p>The farmer calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 45 years."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MDO0505, post: 591889, member: 6078"] KNOW THY ENEMY A local farming community was about to hold their Sunday morning church services. As the townsfolk were sitting in their pews talking amongst themselves, Satan suddenly appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate. Soon, everyone had exited the church except for one elderly farmer who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am? The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony forever?" "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope." More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The farmer calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 45 years." [/QUOTE]
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