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<blockquote data-quote="txag" data-source="post: 29074" data-attributes="member: 8"><p>John Kerry is out jogging one morning and notices Little Hannah on the</p><p>>>corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to Little Hannah and says,</p><p>>>"What's in the box, little lady?"</p><p></p><p>>>Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."</p><p></p><p>>>John Kerry laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"</p><p></p><p>>>"Democrats," says Little Hannah.</p><p></p><p>>>"Oh that's cute," he says and goes on his way. A couple of days later,</p><p>>>John Kerry is running with his buddy Teddy Kennedy and he spies Little</p><p>>>Hannah with her box just ahead. Kerry says to Teddy, "You gotta check</p><p>>>this out," and they both jog over to Little Hannah.</p><p></p><p>>>Sen. Kerry says, "Look in the box Teddy, isn't that cute? Look at those</p><p>>>little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Teddy what kind of kittens they</p><p>>>are."</p><p></p><p>>>Little Hannah replies, "They're republicans."</p><p>>>"Whoa!" John Kerry exclaims in total surprise. "I came by here the other</p><p>>>day and you told me they were Democrats. What's changed?"</p><p>>>"Well," Little Hannah explains, pointing into the box. "their eyes are</p><p>>>open now."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="txag, post: 29074, member: 8"] John Kerry is out jogging one morning and notices Little Hannah on the >>corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to Little Hannah and says, >>"What's in the box, little lady?" >>Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens." >>John Kerry laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?" >>"Democrats," says Little Hannah. >>"Oh that's cute," he says and goes on his way. A couple of days later, >>John Kerry is running with his buddy Teddy Kennedy and he spies Little >>Hannah with her box just ahead. Kerry says to Teddy, "You gotta check >>this out," and they both jog over to Little Hannah. >>Sen. Kerry says, "Look in the box Teddy, isn't that cute? Look at those >>little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Teddy what kind of kittens they >>are." >>Little Hannah replies, "They're republicans." >>"Whoa!" John Kerry exclaims in total surprise. "I came by here the other >>day and you told me they were Democrats. What's changed?" >>"Well," Little Hannah explains, pointing into the box. "their eyes are >>open now." [/QUOTE]
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