kids say the darndest things

[Nesikep]

I am at a friends place and we were feeding the horses with his 5 year old grandson...
Benson asks me "is that a paint horse"
Me "yes it is"
Benson "how long ago was it painted?"

Seriously... how do you answer that... I said it was a long time ago... I was laughing so hard inside

 

[slick4591]

One of my partners drove to California one year and was talking about the trip at the break room table. He said the trip was fine until they had to detour around the Painted Desert because they were repainting it. One of the gals perked up and said I hope they were finished by the time you wanted to come back. Yes, the entire room exploded and yes, she was blonde.

 

[Nesikep]

One of my friends was at a board meeting once, and there was one asian engineer there for this particular project... At one point someone had said "A chink in the armour".. no one had ever thought of the racial slur implications of this, but one by one people started to blush, then chuckle, and before long it was roaring laughter as people were "getting" it.. the asian guy probably as well!

 

[Kingfisher]

Sign on I35 says " Real Beef Jerkey". Lil girl says " I thought all beef jerky was real?"....