HISTORY TEST ... WOW!
Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple-choice
test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!
Do you remember?
In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
? ? ? ? ? ?? a. Superman
? ? ? ? ? ?? b. Jay Leno
? ? ? ? ? ?? c. Harry Potter
? ? ? ? ? ?? d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and killed by:
? ? ? ? ? ? a. Olga Corbett
? ? ? ? ? ? b. Sitting Bull
? ? ? ? ? ? c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
? ? ? ? ? ? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
? ? ? ? ?? a. Lost Norwegians
? ? ? ? ?? b. Elvis Presley
? ? ? ? ?? c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
? ? ? ? ?? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
? ? ? ? ?? a. John Dillinger
? ? ? ? ?? b.. The King of Sweden
? ? ? ? ?? c. The Boy Scouts of Canada
? ? ? ? ?? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
? ? ? ? ? a. A pizza delivery boy
??????????b. Pee Wee Herman
? ? ? ? ? c. Martha Stewart
? ? ? ? ? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his? wheelchair by:
? ? ? ? ? a. The Smurfs
? ? ? ? ? b. Davy Jones
? ? ? ? ? c. The Little Mermaid
? ? ? ? ? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a
Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
? ? ? ? ? a. Captain Kidd
? ? ? ? ? b. Charles Lindberg
? ? ? ? ? c. Mother Teresa
? ? ? ? ? d. Muslim male extremists mostly betwee n the ages of 17 and 40
In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
? ? ? ? ? a. Scooby Doo
? ? ? ? ? b. The Tooth Fairy
? ? ? ? ? c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
? ? ? ? ? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
? ? ? ? ? a. Richard Simmons
? ? ? ? ? b. Grandma Moses
? ? ? ? ? c. Michael Jordan
? ? ? ? ? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
? ? ? ? ? a. Mr. Rogers
? ? ? ? ? b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
? ? ? ? ? c. The Wor ld Wrestling Federation
? ? ? ? ? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take
out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the
US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:
? ? ? ? ?? a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
? ? ? ? ?? b. The Supreme Court of Florida
? ? ? ? ?? c. Mr. Bean and the Vicar of Dibley
? ? ? ? ?? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
? ? ? ? ?? a. Enron
? ? ? ? ?? b. The Lutheran Church
???????? ? c.. The NFL
? ? ? ? ?? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
? ? ? ? ?? a. Bonnie and Clyde
? ? ? ? ?? b. Captain Kangaroo
? ? ? ? ?? c. Billy Graham
? ? ? ? ?? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics'
intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed
to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of? 80-year-old
women, little kids, and airline pilots with proper
identification,secret agents who are members of the President's security
detail. 85-year? old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning
and former? Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages l17 and
40 alone because profiling might offend someone.
Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria? Aldreds,
ACLU, and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Judges who want
to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves -- if they have
any such sense.
As the writer of the award-winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it.
"Stupid is as stupid does." And this is really STUPID! Come on people wake
up!? Keep this going.
Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple-choice
test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!
Do you remember?
In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
? ? ? ? ? ?? a. Superman
? ? ? ? ? ?? b. Jay Leno
? ? ? ? ? ?? c. Harry Potter
? ? ? ? ? ?? d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and killed by:
? ? ? ? ? ? a. Olga Corbett
? ? ? ? ? ? b. Sitting Bull
? ? ? ? ? ? c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
? ? ? ? ? ? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
? ? ? ? ?? a. Lost Norwegians
? ? ? ? ?? b. Elvis Presley
? ? ? ? ?? c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
? ? ? ? ?? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
? ? ? ? ?? a. John Dillinger
? ? ? ? ?? b.. The King of Sweden
? ? ? ? ?? c. The Boy Scouts of Canada
? ? ? ? ?? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
? ? ? ? ? a. A pizza delivery boy
??????????b. Pee Wee Herman
? ? ? ? ? c. Martha Stewart
? ? ? ? ? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his? wheelchair by:
? ? ? ? ? a. The Smurfs
? ? ? ? ? b. Davy Jones
? ? ? ? ? c. The Little Mermaid
? ? ? ? ? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a
Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
? ? ? ? ? a. Captain Kidd
? ? ? ? ? b. Charles Lindberg
? ? ? ? ? c. Mother Teresa
? ? ? ? ? d. Muslim male extremists mostly betwee n the ages of 17 and 40
In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
? ? ? ? ? a. Scooby Doo
? ? ? ? ? b. The Tooth Fairy
? ? ? ? ? c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
? ? ? ? ? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
? ? ? ? ? a. Richard Simmons
? ? ? ? ? b. Grandma Moses
? ? ? ? ? c. Michael Jordan
? ? ? ? ? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
? ? ? ? ? a. Mr. Rogers
? ? ? ? ? b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
? ? ? ? ? c. The Wor ld Wrestling Federation
? ? ? ? ? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take
out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the
US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:
? ? ? ? ?? a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
? ? ? ? ?? b. The Supreme Court of Florida
? ? ? ? ?? c. Mr. Bean and the Vicar of Dibley
? ? ? ? ?? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
? ? ? ? ?? a. Enron
? ? ? ? ?? b. The Lutheran Church
???????? ? c.. The NFL
? ? ? ? ?? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
? ? ? ? ?? a. Bonnie and Clyde
? ? ? ? ?? b. Captain Kangaroo
? ? ? ? ?? c. Billy Graham
? ? ? ? ?? d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics'
intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed
to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of? 80-year-old
women, little kids, and airline pilots with proper
identification,secret agents who are members of the President's security
detail. 85-year? old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning
and former? Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages l17 and
40 alone because profiling might offend someone.
Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria? Aldreds,
ACLU, and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Judges who want
to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves -- if they have
any such sense.
As the writer of the award-winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it.
"Stupid is as stupid does." And this is really STUPID! Come on people wake
up!? Keep this going.
