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chrisy

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I've just been to my first Muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit slow but pass the parcel was fast!

I dunno what all the fuss is about this shark coming to Cornwall . It's the first thing in ages that's tried to get in this country that's white !!

Paddy weighs 20st, so his doctor puts him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 week's, you should loose 5lbs.' When Paddy returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost 4st. 'That's amazing the doc said'...Paddy nodded...'I'll tell you be Jesus, I taut I was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day.' 'What from hunger said the doc?'...'No from the skipping!'

URGENT WARNING..........
ALIENS ARE COMING TO EARTH ON FRIDAY AND THEIR MISSION IS TO ABDUCT ALL GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.

YOU WILL BE SAFE, BUT I'M JUST EMAILING YOU TO SAY GOODBYE :wave:
 

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