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<blockquote data-quote="TLCfromARK" data-source="post: 26188" data-attributes="member: 198"><p>We've just acquired the test that students have to pass to get a Master's degree in engineering from the U. of Arkansas. Of course this after they have their B.S. from Alabama, LSU, U.T., Tennessee, Texas AM, etc. Graduates from north of the Mason Dixon line need more training before attempting such advanced testing.</p><p> Enjoy.</p><p></p><p> 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will </p><p> support a 10-pound possum. </p><p> </p><p> 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on </p><p> blocks in your front yard? A 66 Ford Fairlane, 69 Chevrolet Chevelle or a 64 Pontiac GTO. </p><p></p><p> 3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 </p><p> gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product? </p><p> </p><p> 4. A woodcutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be </p><p> harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweisers will it take to cut the trees? </p><p> </p><p> 5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer? </p><p> </p><p> 6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet </p><p> and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how </p><p> many hound dogs will be killed? </p><p> </p><p> 7. A man owns a Tennessee house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 </p><p> children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land? </p><p> </p><p> 8. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The </p><p> brakes fail. Given the average traffic on secondary roads, what are the chances that it will strike a vehicle that has a muffler? </p><p> </p><p> 9. A coal mine operates in an NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A </p><p> gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked </p><p> during the shift? </p><p> </p><p> 10. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town that has </p><p> been bypassed by the interstate to breed a country-western singer?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TLCfromARK, post: 26188, member: 198"] We've just acquired the test that students have to pass to get a Master's degree in engineering from the U. of Arkansas. Of course this after they have their B.S. from Alabama, LSU, U.T., Tennessee, Texas AM, etc. Graduates from north of the Mason Dixon line need more training before attempting such advanced testing. Enjoy. 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum. 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? A 66 Ford Fairlane, 69 Chevrolet Chevelle or a 64 Pontiac GTO. 3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product? 4. A woodcutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweisers will it take to cut the trees? 5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer? 6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed? 7. A man owns a Tennessee house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land? 8. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic on secondary roads, what are the chances that it will strike a vehicle that has a muffler? 9. A coal mine operates in an NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift? 10. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town that has been bypassed by the interstate to breed a country-western singer? [/QUOTE]
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