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<blockquote data-quote="arrowhunter" data-source="post: 25977" data-attributes="member: 208"><p>Translating Red Neck to English </p><p></p><p></p><p>BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." </p><p>Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." </p><p></p><p>JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. </p><p>Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck." </p><p></p><p>MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. </p><p>Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts." </p><p></p><p>IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni." </p><p>Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!" </p><p></p><p>RANCH - noun. A tool. </p><p>Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh </p><p>bard a few munts ago." </p><p></p><p>ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. </p><p>Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." </p><p></p><p>FAR - noun. A conflagration. </p><p>Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things </p><p>gonna catch far." </p><p></p><p>BAHS - noun. A supervisor. </p><p>Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is </p><p>gonna far you!" </p><p></p><p>TAR - noun. A rubber wheel. </p><p>Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup </p><p>truck." </p><p></p><p>TIRE - noun. A tall monument. </p><p>Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in </p><p>Paris sometime." </p><p></p><p>HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ. </p><p>HOD - adverb. Not easy. </p><p>Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix." </p><p></p><p>RETARD - Verb. To stop working. </p><p>Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65." </p><p></p><p>TARRED - adverb. Exhausted. </p><p>Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred." </p><p></p><p>RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege. </p><p>Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats." </p><p></p><p>LOT - adjective. Luminescent. </p><p>Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair." </p><p></p><p>FARN - adjective. Not local. </p><p>Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country." </p><p></p><p>DID - adjective. Not alive. </p><p>Usage: "He's did, Jim." </p><p></p><p>EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). </p><p>Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!" </p><p></p><p>BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable. </p><p>Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence." </p><p></p><p>JU-HERE - a question. </p><p>Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the </p><p>University of Alabama?" </p><p></p><p>HAZE - a contraction. </p><p>Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert." </p><p></p><p>SEED - verb, past tense. </p><p>VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun. </p><p>Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?" </p><p></p><p>HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action. </p><p>Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"</p><p>_________________</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="arrowhunter, post: 25977, member: 208"] Translating Red Neck to English BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck." MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts." IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni." Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!" RANCH - noun. A tool. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far." BAHS - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!" TAR - noun. A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck." TIRE - noun. A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime." HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ. HOD - adverb. Not easy. Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix." RETARD - Verb. To stop working. Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65." TARRED - adverb. Exhausted. Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred." RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats." LOT - adjective. Luminescent. Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair." FARN - adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country." DID - adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim." EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!" BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence." JU-HERE - a question. Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?" HAZE - a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert." SEED - verb, past tense. VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?" HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action. Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?" _________________ [/QUOTE]
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