Job Opening

[Craig Miller]

Wasn't sure where to post for jobs so I'll just put it here.

URGENT HELP WANTED: Northwest AL area. Must work well with livestock and be accurate with duct tape placement! DESCRIPTION: Due to the immediate need on August 21, the compensation is quite lucrative. Employee will be assisting Farm Owner with attachment of ISO Certified Solar Eclipse Sunglasses not purchased on Amazon to all cattle, horses, dogs, cats and ducks on three properties, approximately 180 creatures. Assistance with removal may or may not be needed if anyone survives this event! We ain't got no use for blinded animals! SAVE THE RETINAS!!! SAVE THE RETINAS!! Call for more info at 1-800-give-me-a-break

 

[Jogeephus]

I had ordered a bunch of welding helmets to duct tape to my cattle but I read where NASA said these wouldn't work. Now I'm stuck with them. ;-)

 

[Rafter S]

I'm just going to give mine a stern talking-to and tell them not to look.

 

[kenny thomas]

Don't look Ethel, who remembers that one.

 

[Jogeephus]

Don't look Ethel, who remembers that one.

:lol: :lol: I do.

 

[Craig Miller]

Don't look Ethel, who remembers that one.

Too late. She done been incensed.

 

[kenny thomas]

Yep, that's it.

 

[Workinonit Farm]

Don't look Ethel, who remembers that one.

:lol2: :lol2:

Yes!! "the fasted thing on 2 feet"

 

[kenny thomas]

Bet we got the younger members looking it up.

 

[True Grit Farms]

https://g.co/kgs/uP3KPS

Here you go Kenny

 

[Rafter S]

"ETHELLLLL...YOU GET YOUR CLOTHES ON."

 

[pricefarm]

Bet we got the younger members looking it up.

I remover that my dad had a VHS tape of Ray Stevens

 

[SmokinM]

Yeah I did, does that mean I am old?

 

[jltrent]

 

[farmerjan]

:banana: :banana: :banana: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: