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> If your local Dairy Queen/ Tasty Freeze is closed
> from November through March, you might live in Missouri.
>
> If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work
> there, you might live in Missouri.
>
> If your dad's sun tan stops at a line curving around the middle of
> his forehead, you might live in Missouri.
>
> If you have ever worn shorts and a coat at the same time,
> you might live in Missouri.
>
> If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
> you might live in Missouri.
>
> If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation
> with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in
> Missouri.
> YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE MISSOURIAN WHEN:
>
> 1. Vacation means going east or west on I-44 for
> the weekend but you never leave the state.
> 2. You measure distance in ½ days.
> 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
> 4. You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again..
> 5. You've seen the horns cut off a road killed deer as you pass by.
> 6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events including
> weddings.
> 7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave
> both doors unlocked.
> 8. You carry jumper cables in your car and know how to use them..
> 9. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit or
> go with a bathing suit, depending on the temperature.
> 10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
> with snow.
> 11. You know all 5 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
> road construction, & It's Hot.
> 12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to
> a cedar tree..
> 13. "Down south" means the boot heel of Missouri .
> 14. A brat is something you eat.
> 15. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
> 16. You go out to a tailgate party every Friday.
> 17. You have more miles on your 4 wheeler than your car.
> 18. You carry a chain in case you get stuck.
> 19. You know the difference between corn and soy beans at a glance.
> 20. The #1 reason you are from Missouri is because you know that
> East St. Louis is not in Missouri .
> 21. A "hill" is any landmass higher than 20 feet above sea level..
> 22.. You meet a buddy on the road, stop in the middle of the road,
> talk for an hour and no one passes by.
> 23.. You don't believe it until you see it.
> 24. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to
> all your friends
>
>
> If your local Dairy Queen/ Tasty Freeze is closed
> from November through March, you might live in Missouri.
>
> If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work
> there, you might live in Missouri.
>
> If your dad's sun tan stops at a line curving around the middle of
> his forehead, you might live in Missouri.
>
> If you have ever worn shorts and a coat at the same time,
> you might live in Missouri.
>
> If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
> you might live in Missouri.
>
> If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation
> with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in
> Missouri.
> YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE MISSOURIAN WHEN:
>
> 1. Vacation means going east or west on I-44 for
> the weekend but you never leave the state.
> 2. You measure distance in ½ days.
> 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
> 4. You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again..
> 5. You've seen the horns cut off a road killed deer as you pass by.
> 6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events including
> weddings.
> 7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave
> both doors unlocked.
> 8. You carry jumper cables in your car and know how to use them..
> 9. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit or
> go with a bathing suit, depending on the temperature.
> 10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
> with snow.
> 11. You know all 5 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
> road construction, & It's Hot.
> 12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to
> a cedar tree..
> 13. "Down south" means the boot heel of Missouri .
> 14. A brat is something you eat.
> 15. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
> 16. You go out to a tailgate party every Friday.
> 17. You have more miles on your 4 wheeler than your car.
> 18. You carry a chain in case you get stuck.
> 19. You know the difference between corn and soy beans at a glance.
> 20. The #1 reason you are from Missouri is because you know that
> East St. Louis is not in Missouri .
> 21. A "hill" is any landmass higher than 20 feet above sea level..
> 22.. You meet a buddy on the road, stop in the middle of the road,
> talk for an hour and no one passes by.
> 23.. You don't believe it until you see it.
> 24. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to
> all your friends
