Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I finally got around to going fishing this morning but
after a while I ran out of worms. Then I saw a
cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are
good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite
me with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog
and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was
how to release the snake without getting bit. I
grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he
went limp, I released him into the lake without
incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.
A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
I finally got around to going fishing this morning but
after a while I ran out of worms. Then I saw a
cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are
good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite
me with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog
and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was
how to release the snake without getting bit. I
grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he
went limp, I released him into the lake without
incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.
A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.