Jogeephus
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Its cold out there but have you given any thought to the wood you are burning in your fireplace?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBb9O-aW4zI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBb9O-aW4zI
Its cold out there but....
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Caustic Burno
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Jogeephus":37nd37rm said:
Horse shyt I have been making firewood by hand longer than he has been alive.
You can sell an American anything I have been burning hand crafted firewood as fast as the Mrs can throw another log on.
Jogeephus":1ur6jsvg said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: , I'm switching firewood, only organic, hand trimmed fire wood in my stove now....... is fire wood gluten free? If it is I want it! He takes time to trim the wood with nail scissors, that's the wood for me!
FlyingLSimmentals
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I've burned a lot of firewood but none that has been polished with a tooth brush and clipped with nail scissors before. The whole point of firewood is heat not looks. This guy is a :dunce: and needs some :help: .
Caustic Burno
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Yes I do recognize satire don't you with sarcasm sprinkled on top.
farmerjan
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WOW SERIOUSLY that's almost as good as the post about marshmallows on the trees.... :???: :???: :???:
HDRider
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BTW - They are frozen hard as a rock right now.farmerjan":1r09422q said:
farmerjan
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HDRider":13bve4q2 said:
NO.... :cry2: that will ruin the taste.... :lol2: :lol2:
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Jogeephus
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Alan":2xlzit4k said:
Its guaranteed to be whatever you want it to be. At least that is how my artisanal firewood is. It burns hotter, burns cleaner and emits only pure organic greenhouse gases which will not cause global warming. ;-)
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Jogeephus
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farmerjan":3jrlps62 said:
I loved that.
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Jogeephus
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If you haven't tried this water you haven't tasted freedom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUv7NQelex0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUv7NQelex0
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Jogeephus
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Alan":3soxvueb said:
Nothing to it really. All you need do is chase tornadoes and catch the sticks before they hit the ground. The purists use a lasso but you could use a butterfly net. I hear some ride unicorns while collecting them.
farmerjan
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Jogeephus":2eal3qrl said:
Gives a whole new meaning to not being "quite right" :? :cry2: :bang:
farmerjan
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Jogeephus":6zdtr7k3 said:
Everyone wants their minute....I sure wouldn't hire someone that went to this extreme..YUK
hurleyjd
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How come Noah did not like unicorns.
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Jogeephus
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farmerjan":10oi9636 said:
I know a guy who is this detail oriented. You can't say he isn't a hard worker but he gets nothing done. He drops by sometimes and is just amazed at what I get done and the changes I've made to the farm. He recently spent a whole summer putting up a quarter mile of fence. A whole summer! I will say it was in perfect alignment and each post was set to the exact same depth - give or take maybe a millimeter. I know I shouldn't have done it but I'm an evil person and couldn't help myself but I asked him why his wire was a little crooked and not parallel. (though it wasn't) The concerned look on his face was priceless. I left him with that thought because I had to leave before I wet myself. As said, I am a bad person.
A week or so later he saw me and told me I was wrong. I'm pretty sure he spent a week with a tape measure and measuring every wire and every post.
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Jogeephus
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hurleyjd":2uk77teb said:
Wasn't that at all. They just hovered around the arc didn't they? Having them onboard would have posed a safety issue.
greybeard
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Somehow, they survived and I took care of the last one.
